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Got $5? Perfect - we've got boxes. This Boxing Day, make the worst best purchase decision of 2017.
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It's not just a box.
Correction: it's literally just a 5" box. On the face of the box, you'll find an inspiring quote. Put it on your desk to remind friends and family that you're financially responsible.
Original Box (5" x 5")
$5.00
The holidays are over and nobody gave you the box you were hoping for. For only $5, we can change that. This magnificent 5-inch cube is more than just a piece of folded cardboard with text on it. It's also a great centerpiece to have out when your friends don't come over.
Size: 5" x 5" x 5"
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Similar to the Original Box, this Limited Edition Box is also a box. It's made from stuff that boxes are made from. Cardboard? Not entirely sure, tbh. The Limited Edition Box is not just a unique piece of custom artwork... buy now and it'll become the only thing in your life that won't judge you for buying Bitcoin at $19,000.
Size: 5" x 5" x 5"
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Testimonials
I put the box on my desk at work. My boss asked me about it and I lost my job. How do I get a refund?
– Harold
I got the limited edition box. I was planning to put my last $10 in there, but I spent it on the box.
– Also Harold